Don't even think about it, Otto.
Otto waits in the corner underneath the hob waiting for me to drop something when I'm cooking. He's not helping his Perfect Puppyhood: on Tuesday he broke a mug of cold tea and drank it. Yesterday I discovered he was tall enough to reach up and eat half a smart leather glove which I'd left on the kitchen table.
Interesting German film - the Wave. About a teacher who tries to demonstrate autocracy and succeeds too well.
Re-read The Ladies' Man by Elinor Lipman. Amusing and sharp-witted social satire.